Thursday, November 25, 2010

The People's Republic of Post Office

I had to go to the Post Office earlier this week. That's a depressing experience, enlivened only by the screens playing their laughable adverts proclaiming them to be "The People's Post Office" on an endless loop. Well, it belongs to "the people" only in the sense that Ceauşescu's Romania was "The Romanian People's Republic".

Having said that, it can be enjoyable every once in a while to take a step back in time to the 1970s - when the UK was run for the benefit of public sector workers and the notion of "customer service" was some crazy American fad, like jogging or gun crime.

But after about 15 minutes of queuing, the nostalgia – or rather "Ostalgie" – wears a bit thin. Particularly when there are Post Office employees wandering around trying to collar anyone who looks remotely affluent and trying to flog them insurance. Get behind the counter and serve the people in front of me so I can get out of here quicker, fool!

They can't close them quick enough as far as I'm concerned. Just get Special Delivery and passport renewal online, and you'll never see me there again.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Why the coalition is important

I for one am looking forward to next May. Not just because the Royal Wedding will be over and the public's attention will drift back from the bread and circuses our masters have been kind enough to provide. No, I'm looking forward to the electoral reform referendum.

"Oh really Roger? I didn't have you down as a Liberal Democrat", I hear you say. Well, I'm not. I did vote for them in 2010, but that partly motivated by a desire to kick out the last government (no matter what succeeded them) and partly down to the fact that the local Lib Dem was the only candidate who seemed to give a toss whether he won Bradford East, on the basis of how visible he was before and during the campaign.

For me, the so-called benefits of first past the post are faults:

1. The "strong government" the winner-takes-all arrangement usually provides for eliminates any meaningful distinction between executive and legislative arms of the state.

2. The "local connection" discrete geographical constituencies provide for between MPs and the population is something that makes very little difference outside politics textbooks.

I suppose that the electoral system need not necessarily lead to these outcomes. It's the party system that makes this inevitable.

In the UK, we have a handful of highly centralised, highly disciplined parties. They are supposed to be broad churches – they need to be, if they are to command the mass support they aspire to. In fact, they are not in any meaningful sense. Witness Labour's ritual bloodletting at the sign of any disagreement between a minister and the leader on even the most trivial of matters in government.

The media treats "loyalty" and "disloyalty", "unity" and "disunity" within political parties as things that matter. They do, but only to the extent that politics in the UK is really a question of Kremlinology – who's up and who's down. When an MP can be kicked out of his party for saying that tax should go down, or a candidate disowned for saying Gordon Brown is the worst prime minister ever, you know there's something wrong with our democracy in practice.

First past the post and the party system combine to maintain a status quo – it is nearly impossible to win a seat in Parliament without the backing of one of the big parties; and it's impossible to get the backing of a big party without toeing the leadership's line. Independent minded people like Tony Benn are relics of a bygone age who would never get selected today.

The professionalisation of party political machines is something that has really accelerated in the past 20 years. Back in the 1990s, party political broadcasts had at least a bumbling, incompetent charm to suggest at least that human beings were responsible for them. Remember, for example, John Major being driven around Brixton saying "It's still there! It's still there!" of his childhood home.

As a brief digression, it's hard to believe – isn't it? – that John Major was prime minister for seven years, when Thatcher was only in power for ten. I think of his premiership like the ending of "Return of the King": all the action's over, you're waiting for it to end, but it just carries on and on and on.

Following from Clinton's Democrats in the US (at varying rates) our parties transformed themselves into election-winning and power-retaining machines. Labour did it first, and trounced everyone else for 10 years. But the professionalization that maintained a degree of direct democratic leverage in the decentralised USA has turned the centralised UK into an oligarchy.

Anyway, on to the point. A unique combination of factors has led to a coalition government in the UK. One member of that coalition has demanded a referendum on electoral reform as a condition.

The simple fact of the coalition is evidence that there is another way of running this country than elective dictatorship. The government consisting of members of two parties means that disagreement is inevitable, and that two views on a particular policy existing within the government need not inevitably lead to the human sacrifice of the weaker.

I think it's great that Vince Cable can survive disagreeing with his Tory partners over, say, immigration. By the same token, I think it's sickening that he can turn around and claim that the Lib Dems' pre-election pledge on university tuition was "not binding". It's true, but come on Vince! You're invoking the arrogance of past governments and the notion that election mandates a party to do what the hell it likes by putting it that way. Make the case that you had to compromise and that this is the price of doing business.

The second reason for which I hope the coalition continues is that it will drive the parties to split. No one voted for this government – Tories don't like it, and Lib Dems don't like it.

If a change in the electoral system breaks the local monopolies of the parties, why should the antagonistic wings of parties stick together? Why should right-wingers not have a Conservative Party they agree with completely? Why should left-wingers have to vote for a Lib Dem or Labour Party that supports policies they oppose? Why should people whose views are libertarian (like me) have to vote for one of three social authoritarians – or effectively spoil their ballot by voting for a no-hoper? Why should a government that has run out of steam and that can't command any loyalty be able to stay in power until the next election?

The options on offer for this electoral reform referendum are indeed a bit rubbish, and don't go far enough for my liking. Hopefully, the uncomfortable experience of coalition living will encourage everyone that – once that referendum is won – they should go further still.

The coalition is important because it shows that the rule of centralised parties that exclude the public, eliminate diversity of opinion and reduce democratic involvement to a choice between three unsatisfactory options is not inevitable. The 2010 election produced a freak result that provides an almost unique opportunity to break that oligarchy – and the referendum is the first step.

I just hope that the coalition can be recognised as having a significance that is separate from the significance of "The Cuts". I'm worried that's all it will be remembered for.

The commemorative mug pictured is available here for you to treasure.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

One law for them...

Thailand is extraditing Viktor Bout to the USA. Bit of a change of pace from the usual tales of stolen pumpkins and corvine paranoia, Roger? That's right. Today, we're talking international injustice.

I read all about Viktor Bout in Misha Glenny's excellent "McMafia". Allegedly, he ran a fleet of former Soviet transport aircraft, in which he was prepared to transport anything, anywhere. And usually, this meant weapons into war zones – generally for people who would struggle to get hold of them on legitimate markets.

The Nicolas Cage movie "Lord of War" is supposedly based on Bout's life. I haven't seen it, but I suspect that to be successful in his chosen profession, Bout is a little more low key than the reliably scenery-chewing Coppola nephew.

So, Bout was arrested in Thailand in a US-led sting, after offering to supply weapons to Colombia's FARC. Earlier this week, he was extradited and faces life in prison in the USA on charges of:

"Conspiracy to provide material support or resources to a designated foreign terrorist organization, conspiring to kill Americans, conspiring to kill US officers or employees and conspiring to acquire and use an anti-aircraft missile".

Bout is a Russian citizen, and the Russian government is understandably a little put out at the whole situation. Set aside the likelihood that Bout is a former Soviet officer and so probably knows rather more than the Kremlin would like to see revealed in open court. Set aside any possibility that figures in the Russian establishment ever helped or benefited from anything Bout got up to. My point is not that Russia may or may not have turned a blind eye to "Sanctions Buster" (aka "Merchant of Death") and/or obtained any benefit from doing so.

Indeed, Bout insists he's innocent and – rather optimistically – believes that the trial will exonerate him. Good luck, Viktor – but I think you may need a very good lawyer.

No, my point is the naked hypocrisy of the USA in pressurising Thailand to extradite Bout – a Russian citizen – for crimes allegedly committed nowhere near the USA, when the USA outright refuses to have anything to do with the International Criminal Court (and historically, has refused to have anything to do with any international arrangement that could see its operatives indicted by foreign courts).

That the USA (and the UN) have used Bout's services to ship equipment and personnel into trouble spots themselves is beside the point here. If a Russian can be extradited from Thailand to the USA for offences committed in Africa because American citizens were affected or because he aided organisations listed as "foreign terrorists" in the USA – the implication is that American law has global reach and application. So how would the USA respond to an extradition request from the Iraqi government to hand over the Abu Ghraib jailers, for torturing Iraqi citizens in Iraq?

Apparently, some countries' laws matter more than others. Hardly a stunningly novel conclusion, but it's not every day you see blatant Realpolitik dressed up as international justice. Or maybe it is.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Vegetable theft is no laughing matter

For two years' running now, someone has stolen the pumpkin I put out on my doorstep on Halloween. This year's effort is pictured, about two hours before it was nicked. As you can see, it's not exactly a work of art.

No trace of it has been found, apart from the lid which I discovered at the end of my pathway in the morning.

Loads of other pumpkins were out on doorsteps down my road, but only mine has been taken. Is it the crows? Is it my reptilian nemesis from Northern Rail? Or do I have more enemies I don't even know about?

Who is doing this? Next year, I'm going to hide in a wheelie bin all night if that's what it takes to find out who is waging this secret vendetta against me.