Friday, March 13, 2020

Why Self-Publish?


You may well be wondering who is publishing my novel, “Projection” (out Monday 16th 2020!).

Penguin?

Harper Collins?

Au contraire.

I’m doing it myself.

Now, I can hear the alarm bells going off in your heads from here.

Self-publishing?

You mean “vanity press”?

Isn’t that for people who write encyclopaedic  tracts about steam engines or Edwardian doll’s houses that are only found yellowing away in the gift shops of obscure regional museums?

Isn’t that for people who toss out ream upon ream of “universe building fantasy” under titles like “Chronicles of the Obsidian Cycle: Volume XVIII - The Fall of Nathgar"?

Isn’t it for books and writers that just aren’t very good?


That’s what I thought too.

And it took me a long time to come to terms with the idea that the only way to get my book out there was to do it this way.

It didn’t feel like it would be a “real book”.  

About 18 months ago I tried to go down the conventional publishing route. The first step in that is to send an extract from your manuscript to a literary agent. These are the only people – you are told – that publishers will pay any attention to.

I did a bit of research (as all neophyte writers are instructed to) and made a list of around 20 who specialise in material that “Projection” looks and sounds a bit like.

I wrote a synopsis and tailored letters explaining who I am and why I think they would like my book.

And I got maybe five rejections. I never heard back from the rest.

So what do you do then?

Try sending it to the other, less relevant 180 agents working in the UK?

Before I answer that, I want to take you back to the period from 2002 to 2004.


At no point did any of us ever think that we had to be signed by a record label to do what we wanted to do. It’s punk innit? DIY not EMI etc  etc.

(WEIRDLY, the guy on the far right of this picture reading a trout fishing magazine is the artist who did "Projection"'s cover illustration, Karl Broome!)

Anyway...


Why should a book be any different?


It was not until late 2019 that this parallel really dawned on me.

What is so sacred about publishing makes us peer down our noses at books that lack the “official certification” of having been through the “established process”? Do I need external validation that much? Or do I just want people to read my story?

Publishing is just as grubby and money-driven as the record business. Books fail to get signed in their thousands every year not because they’re rubbish but because they don’t guarantee a return on investment.

That’s why you pretty much have to be famous ALREADY to get a book deal. Doesn’t matter what for. Name recognition is what shifts units, and the budgets and the margins are just not there to take chances.

Some shit with a celebrity’s name on will sell more than 999 out of every 1,000 new unknown authors’ books, no matter how good they are. FACT.

I’m not having a go at agents, publishers, celebrity memoirists, Instagram influencers, Youtubers or anyone else here. This is just the way it is – the economics determine everything else.

The odour of sanctity that lingers around publishing is rapidly being dispersed by the 21st century cultural fart-cloud and soon it will smell like everything else.

So if you want to create something, do it yourself.  

That’s what I’ve done.

Or to put it another way: I had to self publish because the publishing industry wouldn't piss on me if I was on fire.😁

You can buy “Projection” for £3.83 on Kindle or £8.99 in paperback.


Perfect for a period of self-isolation...


If you do and you like it, please leave a review on Amazon or Goodreads! The marketing work starts here!

Monday, March 9, 2020

Book Out on March 16!


So I’m now counting down the days to the launch of my book “Projection” - which will be unleashed upon an unsuspecting world on Monday March 16 2020.

It has been about five years in the making, and so to finally get to this point is kind of … hmmm … I’m not sure what it is. This story has been rattling around inside my head for so long now that opening it up to the rest of the world feels rather weird.


In the next few days, that link should also show the paperback version, which will be on at £8.99.

Now, I don’t really want to charge that much for the book, but the economics of print-on-demand and self-publishing mean I stand to make about 40p per physical book sold through Amazon or any other standard outlet. I can't charge any less...

I have to say that I’m pretty proud of the finished work, and if you have ever found this blog entertaining you ought to enjoy the book. Conversely, if you've ever found this blog pretentious, verbose, smutty or plain annoying... err... maybe buy a copy for an enemy.

Anyway if you’re reading this, you might as well just order now cos it’s all I’m going to be talking about for the next few months :D

Tuesday, January 7, 2020

Long Have I Waited…


When I decided to start writing ODHSNM again, I thought I’d begin with an explanation of why I hadn’t blogged for so long.

It’s been nearly three years since I last wrote anything on here.

Three YEARS of real-world measured time.

It hasn’t just SEEMED like three years - it really was.

But then I looked back and noticed that I had opened roughly one in every three posts since 2014 apologising for not having blogged for ages.  

As if anyone cared.

So I’m not going to do that. I’ve been away for three years and now I’m back. It happened. You lost. Get over it. Etc.

To be honest, I thought about starting all over again with a new blog. Looking back at the last ten years of ODHSNM I have to cringe at some of the hot takes I’ve put forward, some of the political positions I’ve advocated and some of the pretentious drivel I have foisted upon the world.

Please feel free to search the Blog Archive on the right for something “problematic”.

I’m sure you’ll find something you don’t like.

But I decided NO!

NO!

This is all part of my “creative output” and so I’ll keep it here on the internet as a testament to the lived experience of whatever on earth I had been thinking at the time – even if I can’t figure out what that was now myself.

If I said something I no longer agree with, it’s because I’ve changed my mind.

Can you believe that? In 2020? Someone changed their mind and admitted to it?

Sometimes, I changed my mind because new facts came to my attention.

Sometimes, I realised that things I had thought were right were, in fact, wrong or incompatible with other things I think are right.

I know.

Quaint.

Anyway, there are a few good ones on here:


So NO! The past happened, for good or ill. I’m leaving it there.

What you can expect on “New ODHSNM” (which we may henceforth abbreviate to NODHSNM) will be a little different from what has gone before.

Because one of the main reasons I haven’t been blogging is that I have been writing a novel.

And now it’s nearly finished.

And I’m going to release it as a paperback and an e-book in the near future.

So I’m going to write about that.

Because if there’s one thing the world needs more of, it’s people writing about writing.

LOL.

Wish me luck.