Friday, November 4, 2011

The Dukes of Moral Hazard


After praising the Greek government for sticking to its guns on a referendum on the bailout package yesterday, I was rather surprised to find that some 15 minutes after I had published it, Papandreou had changed his mind. The ODHSNM kiss of death strikes again. 

Suddenly George had decided that “democracy” meant something a little less Athenian and bit more Burkean than he’d previously been inclined to lead the world to believe.

By that, I mean:
  1. Because the parliamentary opposition supported the bailout – no doubt after having their children taken hostage by G20 agents and spirited to a bunker in Cannes – there was, in fact, total agreement in the Greek polity on the whole “selling oneself and one’s descendants into slavery” issue.
  2. The general public had their chance for a say when they elected their MPs. No point whinging about it now Stavros. Just eat your grass and be quiet. 

So, well done everyone - especially Existential Doubt for his article explaining WTF brought us to this moment. That’s the crisis over.

Well, call me paranoid and a prophet of doom, but I’m glad Elvira and I decided to book our upcoming break in a non-Euro country (the Czech Republic, since you ask).

While flights might be cheaper after the Euro has collapsed, I don’t want the added hassle of bartering for food, huddling around burning pieces of furniture in an exploded basement overnight and fending off marauding barbarians during the day on top of the usual stresses of a holiday.

Yes, well done EU and G20. The banks can rest easy knowing that there’s nothing you won’t do to stop them losing a penny. Things are going so well.

While we’re at it, EU, why not finish the job properly? All the governments – step down. Let’s get a Hapsburg on the throne and change the name back to "Holy Roman Empire".

2 comments:

  1. To be brutally honest, the Habsburgs are still spelled with a "b". More importantly, however, I'd imagine it to be the spiritual the successors of the house of Hohenzollern that are likely to be calling the shots going forward.

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  2. The reasons I compare it to the Hapsburg empire are (i) today as then we have lots of independent rulers notionally subject to a far distant central authority, (ii) today as then we have loads of different pissed-off nationalities and ethnicities ruled over by a self-centred German elite, (iii) today as then the rulers are drawn from a very narrow and increasingly inbred stock and (iv) today as then, the EU is becoming a byword for a something that is no longer capable of saving itself. And I say all that as a SUPPORTER of the EU.

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