Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Top five things I look for in a barber


I am a simple man with simple hair. This is all I need from the person who cuts it:
  1. No appointment necessary
  2. No queuing
  3. Under a tenner
  4. Comfortable with long silences
  5. Doesn’t smell bad

The place I went to in Leeds city centre yesterday fulfilled all these conditions. Plus, he had a jar of product on the counter called “Cholesterol”.

Coming soon: the promised second part of "How to Win School Appeals"...
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  1. RogerofSicilyMarch 31, 2014 at 5:48 AM

    This post is getting like 1000 visits a month, which makes no sense whatsoever. I don't even go to this guy any more, as on subsequent visits I found him to be frequently drunk.

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