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It seems that after a year of nothing very apocalyptic
happening, people are finally starting to get their acts together and behave like cattle
in a lightning storm.
However, I must admit to you all, that since Christopher
Maloney did not win The X Factor last night, my conviction that the world’s
doom is imminently upon us has been seriously shaken.
All of a sudden, the arguments put forward by NASA and others against
anything out of the ordinary happening next Friday seem fairly convincing.
The Mayans are all dead, and apparently they didn’t know
about the extra quarter-day in the solar cycle which makes Leap Years
necessary. Taking those into account would mean the world had already ended.
I have absolutely no belief in the nonsense peddled by the conspiracy theorist, Facebook activist, armchair anarchist, evidence devoid goons that go on about all this moon landing hoax, Mayan calendar, chem trail codswallop.
ReplyDeleteThat said, the global economy has gone to crap, Europe teeters on the brink of collapse that could precipitate a third world war and Denise Van Outen was in the dance off last night. Could be trouble.