Toddlers on a plane

So we're off on holiday tomorrow to France - which means, sadly no ODHSNM next week. If you're missing it that badly, read some of the stuff from 2010, when I only had one reader and that was my mother.

As much as I'm looking forward to the holiday, I can't help but think that in roughly 24 hours' time I will be declaring – as per Samuel L Jackson:

"I have had it with these motherlovin' children on this motherlovin' plane"

Or words of marginally more severe profanity to that effect.

So, is it extra Calpol? Or whisky? For me, obviously. Advice on airborne child-wrangling gladly received!