Last night my lovely wife Elvira of Castille took me out for a birthday meal. It was splendid. We saw some massive bottles of champagne in a special room...
Now, the normal sized cork in a bottle the size of a dustbin was interesting, but it's the names that interest me the most.
These bottles were probably Nebuchadnezzars or Methuselahs. Biblical characters, right?
So (...drum roll...) where in the Bible does Magnum appear?
Lo, he did drive around the walls of Jericho seven times in his red Ferrari, and he did smite the Midianites before turning to the camera and raising an eyebrow. (Higgins, 3:16)
I'll get my coat.
No comments:
Post a Comment